Drinking from a firehose

Wow, that's great! Have I got news for you. We're going to feature a device called the Chaos Dispenser. We bought a capsule toy vending machine of the sort you see at the door to a grocery store. Now we're lookig for neat stuff to put in it. The stuff can be accompanied by a slip of paper like a fortune cookie, daring the recipient to go on a little quest or mission that makes a convention even more fun. If you'd like to include some of these in the Chaos Dispenser with a note telling them where they can buy more from you, email me at matt.mattarn@gmail.com.