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[mrs_sweetpeach]

While I was surfing for images of Eeyore, I found one that is most certainly NSFW: http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/eeyore.jpg

I've been playing around with story scenarios since I've found it, but I can't decide whether the hat came first or the polyjuice incident (with the hat making an appearance because Harry wants a repeat performance)...

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[rakina.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful! But I've got to bleach my brain after following the picture link, LOL.
I can't help imagining some poor kid finding that one! It's a touch *cough* large... even for a horse!

[mrs-sweetpeach.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the need for brain bleach. I was rather taken aback by the image when I first saw it, but I've since given it several views and have grown rather fond of it. The round belly reminds me of the way Severus is described as having a soft and rather round belly in many folk's fic. And his upper body is certainly muscular enough to stir cauldrons all day. As for size, well, I'm not sure I'd want to give him a go. But a size queen? Oh my.

[rakina.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of seeing Eeyore as Severus, but now you say it... I must say he takes on a rather different hue... (he is very blue, btw, LOL).

[mrs-sweetpeach.livejournal.com]

LOL! (And excellent choice in user icon)

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

*dies* OMG, that NSFW link is just too fantastic! I... I don't even know what to do with it right now, but DAMN, Eeyore's a stud! *dies more* And Harry, baby, that hat looks AWESOME on you! *giggling uncontrollably*

Thank you so much, darling! I'm sorry I didn't see this earlier! Oh, man, I might just expire from laughter right now. Whew!

[mrs-sweetpeach.livejournal.com]

No expiring from laughter! The card's supposed to inspire you to have many more happy birthdays, not kill you!

And yes, Eeyore's quite a stud. I keep looking at the picture and thinking of him as Severus after a, um, potions incident. And I don't know how big his dick would get hard, but somehow I think Harry would find it as lickable as I do.

[carpet-diemon.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh dear mother of God. That link. I'm traumatized. *Your* picture on the other hand is hilarious!

[mrs-sweetpeach.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Sorry about the trauma. I find it helps if you think the image isn't of Disney's Eeyore, but of Severus after a potions mishap brewed by one of his students.