Drinking from a firehose

Sorry for the need for brain bleach. I was rather taken aback by the image when I first saw it, but I've since given it several views and have grown rather fond of it. The round belly reminds me of the way Severus is described as having a soft and rather round belly in many folk's fic. And his upper body is certainly muscular enough to stir cauldrons all day. As for size, well, I'm not sure I'd want to give him a go. But a size queen? Oh my.