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Spent most of today outside weeding, trimming.....and loved every minute of it!   We are expecting rain again in the next few days....hoping not, but at least I got a bunch done and things are looking spiffy again!  YAY!    Just getting settled in for the night and readying a late supper here....and didn't want to forget this to share with you - an awesome cluster from Jenni, made with Our Story.   One more cluster to go!



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Savage Love

Jun. 28th, 2017 04:00 am
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Posted by Dan Savage

My partner really wants an open relationship; I really don't. We compromised, and I agreed to a threesome. by Dan Savage

I had a great time at the live taping of the Savage Lovecast at Chicago's Music Box Theatre. Audience members submitted questions on cards, and I tackled as many questions as I could over two hours—with the welcome and hilarious assistance of comedian Kristen Toomey. Here are some of the questions we didn't get to before they gave us the hook...

If your partner's social media makes you uncomfortable—whether it's the overly friendly comments they get on their photos or vice versa (their overly friendly comments on other people's photos)—do you have the right to say something?

You have the right to say something—the First Amendment applies to relationships, too—but you have two additional rights and one responsibility: the right to refrain from reading the comments, the right to unfollow your partner's social-media accounts, and the responsibility to get over your jealousy.


A couple invited me to go on a trip as their third and to have threesomes. I am friends with the guy, and there is chemistry. But I have not met the girl. I'm worried that there may not be chemistry with her. Is there anything I can do to build chemistry or at least get us all comfortable enough to jump into it?

Get this woman's phone number, exchange a few photos and flirty texts, and relax. Remember: You're the very special guest star here—it's their job to seduce you, not the other way around.


Incest porn—what is the reason behind why it's so hot?

I reject the premise of your question. There's nothing hot about incest porn.


My partner really wants an open relationship; I really don't. He isn't the jealous type; I am. We compromised, and I agreed to a threesome. I want to meet him in the middle, but I really hate the idea of even a threesome and can't stop stressing about it. What should I do?

You should end this relationship yourself or you can let an ill-advised, sure-to-be-disastrous threesome end it for you.


Any dating advice for people who are gay and disabled?

Move on all fronts: Go places and do things—as much as your disability and budget allow—join gay dating sites, be open about your disability, be open to dating other disabled people. And take the advice of an amputee I interviewed for a column a long, long time ago: "So long as they don't see me as a fetish object, I'm willing to date people who may be attracted to me initially because of my disability, not despite it."


Why do I say yes to dates if I love being alone?

Because we're constantly told—by our families, our entertainments, our faith traditions—that there's something wrong with being alone. The healthiest loners shrug it off and don't search for mates, the complicit loners play along and go through the motions of searching for mates, and the oblivious loners make themselves and others miserable by searching for and landing mates they never wanted.


My boyfriend keeps talking about how much he would like for me to peg him. (I'm female.) Should I wait for him to buy a contraption or surprise him myself? We've been dating only three months.

Traditionally, straight couples exchange strap-on dildos to mark their six-month anniversary.


Gay guy, late 20s. What's the best timing—relative to meals and bowel movements—to have anal sex?

Butts shouldn't be fucked too soon after a meal or too soon before a bowel movement. For more info, read the late, great Dr. Jack Morin's Anal Pleasure and Health: A Guide for Men, Women, and Couples—which can be read before, during, and after meals and/or bowel movements.


My sister's husband describes himself as sexually "vanilla." She says she hasn't had an orgasm without a vibrator in seven years. They are currently separated, and he wants her back. If he makes some lifestyle changes (stops smoking so much weed, goes to the gym), is there hope for her sex life?

Does your sister want him back? If so, taking him back is the only way to find out if he's willing to make these lifestyle changes and make them permanently.


I went to a big kink event. Why are the people so fucking creepy? How can you find kinky folks who aren't super pervy?

They're hanging out with the kinky folks who aren't super judgy.


Why do all of my gay friends make passes at my boyfriends at some point? It's not just harmless flirtation, either.

Your boyfriends are irresistible, and your gay friends are irredeemable.


My girlfriend and I are having a debate. Which is more intimate: vanilla sex or sharing a whirlpool bath with someone? Can you settle this?

No.


Three great dates followed by a micropenis. What do I do? Him: six-foot-four, giant belly. Me: five-foot-five, normal proportions. Great guy, but the sex sucked.

If you require an average-to-large penis to enjoy sex, don't keep seeing this guy. He needs to find someone who thinks—or someone who knows—tongues, fingers, brains, kinks, etc., can add up to great sex.


As a trauma/rape survivor, I found myself attracted to girls afterward. Is this because I'm scared of men or am I genuinely attracted to girls? Is this a thing that happens after trauma?

People react to trauma in all sorts of ways—some of them unpredictable. And trauma has the power to unlock truths or obscure them. I'm sorry you were raped, and I would encourage you to explore these issues with a counselor. Rape Victim Advocates (rapevictimadvocates.org) can help you find a qualified counselor.


Do you think a relationship in this day and age can last forever?

Some relationships last forever and should, some last forever and shouldn't. "Forever," here defined as "until one or both partners are dead," isn't the sole measure of relationship quality or success.


My boyfriend refuses to finish inside me. When he's about to come, he pulls out and comes on my chest. Every time. I told him I have an IUD and there's no risk of pregnancy. How do I remain a feminist when my boyfriend comes on my chest every night? I know he loves me, but I feel very objectified.

A woman who enjoys having someone come on her chest doesn't have to surrender her feminist card for letting someone come on her chest. But you don't enjoy it—it makes you feel objectified in the wrong way. (Most of us, feminists included, enjoy being appreciated for our parts and our smarts.) Use your words: "I don't like it when you come on my chest. So that's over." He'll have to respect that limit or he'll have to go. If he doesn't feel comfortable coming inside you, IUD or no IUD, you'll have to respect his choice. He can pull out and come somewhere else—in his own hand, on his own belly, or in a condom.


My boyfriend wants me to talk more in bed. I am not a shy person, but making sentences during sex doesn't come naturally to me—though I am very uninhibited with my vocals! What's a good way to get more comfortable talking during sex?

Tell him what you're gonna do ("I'm gonna suck that dick"), tell him what you're doing ("I'm sucking that dmmffhm"), tell him what you just did ("I sucked that dick").


Hey, Dan! I'm 27 and I just lost my virginity. Thanks for all the help!

You're welcome! recommended


On the Lovecast, Dan chats with the author of Everybody Lies: savagelovecast.com.

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Drabble: Fortuitous Accident

Jun. 27th, 2017 06:08 pm
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Title: Fortuitous Accident
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy.
Word Count: 100 x 5
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Written for [community profile] neville100/[community profile] neville100's prompt# 359: Accident.
Warning(s)/Genre: None, romance/erotica.
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


~

Fortuitous Accident

~

Rounding the corner, Neville smacked into someone. As they went down, Neville registered white-blond hair, and he almost groaned. “Draco?” he gasped, willing his body not to react to the other man’s nearness.

“Oof! You’re heavy,” Draco groaned. “Are your muscles made of steel?”

“Sorry,” Neville muttered, trying to stand. But the mud they’d landed in made it difficult, and he ended up pressing his groin against Draco’s.

Draco went still. “Well, well,” he murmured, smirking up at Neville. “Someone’s pleased to see me.”

Mortified, Neville looked away. “Sorry—”

“Don’t be.” Draco arched up. “I’d call this a fortuitous accident.”

~

“Wh—what are you doing?” Neville stammered as Draco rolled him over and straddled him.

Draco raised an eyebrow. “What’s it look like?”

Neville licked his lips. “I’m not sure, actually.”

Draco rolled his eyes. “Oh for—! I’ve fancied you for ages. Why do you think I’ve been hanging about the greenhouses?”

“Because you’re Potions master and you need ingredients?”

Draco huffed. “And the herbologist is sex on legs!”

“Me?” Neville whispered.

“Are there any other herbologists at Hogwarts? Yes, you!” Draco rocked against Neville, making them both moan. “Now, shall we take advantage of our…accident?”

Neville grinned. “Definitely!”

~

After Draco Banished their clothes, and they were naked, the mud actually felt good. “What do you want?” Neville whispered.

Draco smirked. “I’ve heard rumours about you.” He shifted, resting his arse against Neville’s cock. “Apparently they were all true.” He licked his lips. “I plan to ride you.”

“Fuck,” Neville wheezed.

“Exactly.” Closing his eyes, Draco reached around himself. “Gotta…prepare.”

Neville’s breath escaped in a rush. “Next time can I watch?”

“Fuck, yes.” Draco opened his eyes. “Does that mean you’re glad we had this accident?”

Grinning, Neville steadied Draco’s hips as he lined himself up. “Fuck yes!”

~

Draco worked himself onto Neville’s cock, groaning as he slowly sat.

Neville clenched his jaw, attempting to not accidentally come immediately as he was steadily engulfed in slick tightness. “Tight,” he grunted.

“Big,” Draco gasped in reply. Rising, he sat down again, taking Neville deeper.

“Fuck,” Neville moaned. “Please…faster!”

“Working on it,” Draco bit out, and then there were no more words, just panting and groaning and the slap of flesh on flesh.

Neville came so suddenly he barely had time to draw breath, and as pleasure flowed over him, he distantly felt Draco shuddering through his own orgasm.

~

“We’re filthy,” Draco whispered into Neville’s neck.

Neville nodded. “I need a shower.”

Raising his head, Draco captured Neville’s gaze. “Care for company?”

Neville grinned, cupping Draco’s bum and squeezing. “I was counting on it.”

“Good.” Draco rolled onto his side, into more mud. “Because I’ll need help getting this mud off.”

“I’ll get you clean,” Neville promised.

Draco turned his head, eyeing him. “Before you get me dirty again?” he purred, a filthy grin on his face.

“Exactly!”

After recovering their clothes, they limped out of the greenhouse, running into Headmistress McGonagall. “What happened?” she asked.

Neville smiled. “Accident.”

~

Today, June 27th is ...

Jun. 27th, 2017 10:58 am
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Sunglasses Day

This was sketched from a retro sunglasses ad.


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Ah-hah! A witness!

Jun. 27th, 2017 12:47 pm
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Posted by LawDog

Thing 1 hurt her arm earlier, and has been moping around the office with her dominant arm in a sling.  I am watching her holding something from falling with her good arm, and flailing away at something  else under the stack with her slinged arm, and -- being the ever-helpful boss -- I opine, "It's okay, dear.  All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."

This earns me a suggestion that I'm not perzackly sure is anatomically possible -- kids these days -- and then she yelps, "Oh, hell!  I've got to pay off the Outside Inmate Work Crew!"

I pause in the sipping of my tea to raise an eyebrow at her.

"Remember?  Dumpster diving for midget porn?"

 I smile happily at OldNFO, who blinks at her, then, in a slow Cajun drawl, he announces, "Girl, you ain't right."

I am tallying up the fact that -- finally -- an Innocent Third Party has witnessed the sort of shenanigans that fly past me on a regular basis, when Reno's voice rumbles out from behind a bank of monitors, "What are you paying them off with?"

Thing 1 chirps, "Wendy's frostys."

"Chocolate?"

She sniffs, "Of course."

Again the rumble, "And french fries?"

"Yep."

"Excellent."

Thing 1 continues, "Although I really don't understand dipping your french fries into chocolate ice-cream.  That's just ... weird."

"Well," says Reno, meditatively, "You just might be a Communist."

OldNFO blows coffee across the stack of files he's carrying.

Today ... is a Good Day.

LawDog
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A wise crustacean once said that it’s better down where it’s wetter.

Singing crabs normally should not be trusted, but when it comes to photography, he does have a point.

So we turned to a more trust-worthy source, our pals at Aquapac – makers of the Underwater DSRL Case – for their top underwater photography tips.

So waterproof up your favorite cam and dive right in to this wonderful splashy world.
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Fighting Leakers at Apple

Jun. 27th, 2017 11:25 am
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Posted by Bruce Schneier

Apple is fighting its own battle against leakers, using people and tactics from the NSA.

According to the hour-long presentation, Apple's Global Security team employs an undisclosed number of investigators around the world to prevent information from reaching competitors, counterfeiters, and the press, as well as hunt down the source when leaks do occur. Some of these investigators have previously worked at U.S. intelligence agencies like the National Security Agency (NSA), law enforcement agencies like the FBI and the U.S. Secret Service, and in the U.S. military.

The information is from an internal briefing, which was leaked.

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Google answers to what people think about each state in the US

Google Autocomplete tool, that offers to autocomplete your questions with the most popular options, is probably the best way to do polls. A company named Mental Floss decided to take another look at what people were scratching their heads over, regarding each state. They wanted to find out what is the first thing that comes to mind when people are thinking about each state and what is it that they wonder about. They did it by letting Google autocomplete two simple questions: 

a. Why is [state] so...

b. What does [state] 

To stay on topic, they disregarded questions that referred to the state's sports team instead of the state itself (except for Alabama, because apparently that's all they search for).







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We are having leftover soup tonight....still hasn't warmed up too much in southern Wisconsin!  At least there was no rain, and it was a sunny, breezy day :)  I did manage to get some weeding done, then we went into town to check on Eric's Moms foot....which, now that she is keeping it up with no pressure on it is healing nicely!  She goes into the clinic tomorrow to have it checked out again.   Hoping for another beautiful day tomorrow...just a bit warmer, maybe :)   The new release sale for Our Story ends tonight at midnight - still time to pick it up while its on sale!   I have another wonderful cluster from Anita to share with you tonight - made with Our Story, of course!  Have a great nite!



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Drabble: Watching the Weather

Jun. 26th, 2017 11:02 pm
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Title: Watching the Weather
Author: [personal profile] alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for [community profile] harry100/[community profile] harry100/[livejournal.com profile] harry100's prompt 314: Stormy Weather
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 x 2
Warnings: Silliness, jealous!Severus.
Beta(s): [personal profile] sevfan and [personal profile] emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


~

Watching the Weather

~

“You’re sure you’re taken?” the woman chirped.

“Definitely.” Harry sighed. “And we should get inside. Stormy weather’s coming.”

“What?” The woman pointedly eyed the clear, blue sky. “Don’t be silly. Now, where were— Oh!”

Harry backed away as rain poured down on her. Shrieking, she ran, but the small, black cloud that’d manifested above her followed.

Severus approached Harry.

“The lightning’s a bit much, don’t you think?” murmured Harry.

“No. She was standing too close.” Severus clasped Harry’s hand. “Shall we go?”

“Probably. Hermione won’t like this disruption at her garden party.”

Severus snorted. “Then she shouldn’t invite foolish people.”

~

“She was harmless, Severus,” said Harry upon arriving home.

“No. She was foolish. She’ll know better in future.”

Harry shook his head. “Why do I put up with you?”

Two strides brought Severus to Harry’s side. “Because you like stormy weather’s effects on me,” he purred.

Harry grinned, embracing him. “True.”

Severus inclined his head. “Shall we…retire, then?”

“Definitely!”

Severus rode Harry long and hard until they were both spent and pleasantly exhausted, and as they curled together afterwards, Harry chuckled softly.

“What?” Severus asked.

“It’s actually raining outside.”

Severus kissed him. “We’ll celebrate again once I recover.”

“Brilliant!”

~

New Super Mega Kit for Summer....

Jun. 26th, 2017 01:50 pm
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In store now~!  25 pieces of summer goodies....word art, graphics, vintage images.

NOT ALL PIECES SHOWN IN PREVIEW

You can check out the new set, at a low price....



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New in Store....

Jun. 26th, 2017 01:03 pm
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Animals in the Wild......
These make great pieces for Cards, Scrapbooking, Mixed Media, Image transfers, you name it...









Happy Beauticians Day~!

Jun. 26th, 2017 10:49 am
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This would make a really fun vintage looking card front....

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Happy Beauticians Day~!

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