And I'm the youngest of 6 girls, theoretically I should have learned -something-!?

Then I was a stay at home mom for 16 years and didn't need to be fashionable. Now hubby is an engineer that regularly either takes people out, or gets dinner invitations and I hyperventilate because I don't know what to wear that doesn't (a). make me look like a hippo, (b).don't make me look overdressed or underdressed...sigh