Yes, they certainly are an unlikely and sexy pair. I've been wondering what it would take to bring them together. The closest I've come is this frighteningly bad rip-off of the old Jack & Jill poem:
Jack and Jayne ran across the plain to score alien technology. Jayne got there first and nearly burst, but Jack came tumbling after. Jack cured Jayne, and home they did trot as fast as they could caper. They went to bed and gave each other head with delight and no exchange of paper.
Hope you have a great day and that having been subjected to my poetry is the worst thing that happens to you all year!
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Jack and Jayne ran across the plain to score alien technology.
Jayne got there first and nearly burst,
but Jack came tumbling after.
Jack cured Jayne, and home they did trot
as fast as they could caper.
They went to bed and gave each other head
with delight and no exchange of paper.
Hope you have a great day and that having been subjected to my poetry is the worst thing that happens to you all year!
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